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Em’s Rules September 7, 2011

Posted by indigobunting in Uncategorized.

At some recentish late-afternoon/early-evening gathering in Parts West, my six-year-old neighbor Emily was encouraged to recite her bedtime rules, which are as follows:

Rule #1: Stay in bed.

Rule #2: Stay quiet.

Rule #3: Don’t talk about fight club.

Rule #4: There is no rule #4.

Rule #5: Don’t talk about fight club.

Her mother notes that these rules work for all ages.


1. LisaS - September 7, 2011

hmmm, those sound suspiciously like bedtime rules at my house …

2. Eulalia Benejam Cobb - September 7, 2011

Fight club???

3. Bridgett - September 8, 2011

Those. Are. Awesome.

4. helen - September 8, 2011

Yes, I too must google fight club.

5. Mali - September 9, 2011

What Bridgett said.

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