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Birthday Limericks December 7, 2016

Posted by indigobunting in Uncategorized.
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Years ago, I wrote this one:

There once was a man named Chris Shea
Who with Washington shared a birthday
But instead of false teeth
He wore fancy briefs
And would frolic about the bidet.

And he recently wrote this one:

A frolicsome gal named Kathleenie
On her birthday imbibes a martini.
Then, “Hosanna!” she crows,
“I’ll have three more of those!”
And hops about in her bikini.

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1. Mali - December 8, 2016

I love both of those!

2. Dona - December 8, 2016

Excellent!

3. Helen - December 10, 2016

Love it love it love it. I can imagine someone who turns a cartwheel on her birthday every year hopping around in her bikini.

Forgive my absent-mindedness/inability to remember birthdays, but is it your birthday?

indigobunting - December 11, 2016

My birthday is in March. Which means I need to begin to think about turning that cartwheel again…


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