Chuck’s Santa Story December 26, 2016
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Quoted here because I don’t want to forget it.
My dad: “Santa doesn’t like eggnog.”
Us kids: “What? We always leave eggnog and cookies, and he always drinks it.”
My dad: “No, he doesn’t. I drink it so you think he drinks it. But he never wants it.”
Us kids: “Well, what does he like?”
My dad: “Santa likes Scotch.”
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That made me chuckle! Or Santa – or rather, Father Christmas – enjoyed beer with his cookies.
That should read, “Our Santa …”
Stupid iPad.
Stupid iPad!