Backlimericks 6 December 23, 2017
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I think this is the last of the limericks I wrote for my friend’s fiftieth. It’s arguably the weakest of the bunch. I wrote it because birthday cards with ageist jokes annoy me.
[obligatory ageist birthday limerick]
Blah blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah old.
Blah blah-blah-blah blah, so we’re told.
Blah blah-blah-blah icky.
Blah blah-blah-blah sticky.
Blah blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah cold.
I think I love this!
Sweet, Mali! Do you hate ageism too?
Yes. None of us can really help how we age. And being old, usually, is better than the only other alternative.